Joseph, of the House Snurkowski. First of his name

The name's Joe. 25 years old. Some call me the Archbishop of Asses. Some call me the real-life incarnation of Jake Muller, Cole MacGrath and Galen Marek. Whatever the case may be, I'm a gamer, a drinker, a lover and a fighter. I work security for one of North America's largest casinos and by checking out this blog, you're going on a trip of pure, unadulterated AWESOMENESS.

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darckcarnival: mamakarkat: barackfuckingobama: DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH HA-HA-HA YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT  JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY) JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL BITCH WHAT DID I SAY RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH HEY EVERY YEAR AROUND THIS TIME THIS POST COMES BACK It’s back~. I’ll skip around caroling this when doing my jobs and killing things. I love the holidays. This post is one reason.

darckcarnival:

mamakarkat:

barackfuckingobama:

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

EVERY YEAR AROUND THIS TIME

THIS POST COMES BACK

It’s back~. I’ll skip around caroling this when doing my jobs and killing things.

I love the holidays. This post is one reason.

(Source: sparklebuns)

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