The name's Joe. 26 years old. Proud bannerman of House Stark. Some call me the Archbishop of Asses. Some call me the real-life incarnation of Jake Muller, Cole MacGrath and Galen Marek. Whatever the case may be, I'm a gamer, a drinker, a lover and a fighter. I work security for one of North America's largest casinos and by checking out this blog, you're going on a trip of pure, unadulterated AWESOMENESS.

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darckcarnival:

mamakarkat:

barackfuckingobama:


DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY

EVERY YEAR AROUND THIS TIME
THIS POST COMES BACK



It’s back~. I’ll skip around caroling this when doing my jobs and killing things.

I love the holidays.  This post is one reason.

darckcarnival:

mamakarkat:

barackfuckingobama:

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

EVERY YEAR AROUND THIS TIME

THIS POST COMES BACK

It’s back~. I’ll skip around caroling this when doing my jobs and killing things.

I love the holidays. This post is one reason.

(Source: sparklebuns)

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