The name's Joe. 26 years old. Proud bannerman of House Stark. Some call me the Archbishop of Asses. Some call me the real-life incarnation of Jake Muller, Cole MacGrath and Galen Marek. Whatever the case may be, I'm a gamer, a drinker, a lover and a fighter. I work security for one of North America's largest casinos and by checking out this blog, you're going on a trip of pure, unadulterated AWESOMENESS.

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whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

that dog is making weird noises, might want to bring it to the vet

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Batfamily Asks

Bruce Wayne: What drives you?

Alfred Pennyworth: Is there anyone who is always there for you?

Dick Grayson: Who do you love most?

Barbara Gordon: Have you ever had to overcome a great obstacle?

Jason Todd: Who do people most misunderstand about you?

Tim Drake: Have you ever had a dream become a reality?

Cassandra Cain: Do you think the family you were born into or the family you chose is more important?

Stephanie Brown: What brings you joy in life?

Damian Wayne: Do you believe people can change?

Selina Kyle: Is there something you would break the law for?

Kate Kane: Have you changed a lot from how you were a few years ago?

Helena Bertinelli: Have you ever felt the need to prove yourself time and time again?

James Gordon: Is there someone you're always willing to turn a blind eye for?

Renee Montoya: Do you think anyone can become a hero?

Bilal Asselah: What is your escape in life?

David Zavimbe: Is there a code you live by?

Terry McGinnis: What do you hope your future will look like?

Three things in the working world I can’t fucking stand:

1. Snitches
2. Brown-nosers
3. Crybabies

Lo and behold, my job is full of all three. I hate this place.

morrigami asked
5, 8, 10, 18, 20!!

5. A habit you find disgusting
Leaving dirty dishes in the sink for days on end.  I’ve had a roommate or two in the past who’s guilty of that.

8. Popular video games that make you go “meh”
Call of Duty, Battlefield, Halo.  Pretty much any “bro-shooter”.

10. A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason
Baseball.  I think it’s incredibly boring.

18. A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn’t.
I have NO shame in any video games I enjoy.

20. Free rant on whatever grinds your gears at the moment.
Some of the people I work with are really fucking stupid.  I trained a few of them myself and absolutely NONE of the things I taught them stuck.  That, in turn, makes me look bad.