The name's Joe. 25 years old. Some call me the Archbishop of Asses. Some call me the real-life incarnation of Jake Muller, Cole MacGrath and Galen Marek. Whatever the case may be, I'm a gamer, a drinker, a lover and a fighter. I work security for one of North America's largest casinos and by checking out this blog, you're going on a trip of pure, unadulterated AWESOMENESS.
**This blog is NSFW**
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Roses are red
Your underwear is lace
Take it off
Then sit on my face ~(◕◡◕)~
IRON MAN (V5) #01 VARIANT COVER by ADI GRANOV
it’s got everything to do with that little girl.
(Source: delphinecormier)
Artificial: A Carla Radames fanmix
Dedicated to: carlaradames
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IT IS POSSIBLE TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM ALL DAY AND STILL BE PERFECTLY HAPPY
(Source: justexcited)
I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”
AND IT GOT WORSE:
WHAT.
I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.
This means that you are not buying your games. You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.
You will not own your game. You will not own your console. Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.” Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system. Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver. Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.
All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.
This is unacceptable. Buy any console but an XBox One. Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.
Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.
Signal boost
It’s like they love shooting themselves in the dick.
I would love to show this to all those ignorant twats on Facebook who still think that the XBox One is gonna be SOOOO great.
(Source: voldey)
Rachel’s Hair Problems - Fan Art by twisted-wind
I haven’t noped that hard all week.
Tom, after running into a rather unpleasant enemy while playing The Last of Us
(Source: askthederpvengers)
Something I’m really noticing lately
Facebook is an extremely negative and toxic website. Every day, I’m seeing dozens of wall posts and statuses with things like “karma is a bitch!” or “so sick of certain people who ________!” and other passive-aggressive attacks like that. But today took the cake. A female friend of mine (who is also guilty of both types of previously mentioned statuses) say that “My daddy is better than yours!”
Fucking REALLY??? That has gotta be the most self-important bullshit I’ve ever seen.
I understand that Tumblr can be like this as well, but at least a blog is meant for venting your personal feelings and such. Facebook is (mostly) meant for sharing things publicly with people you know.
Thost are just gorgeous! Truly a magical bum, and such gorgeous panties!!! I want to buy these for my next lover!!
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
(Source: love-g0ld)